Dog Neuticles - Rocky Kardashian Testicle Implants


Rocky Kardashian dog cosmetic neuticles/testicle implants surgery.
The Kardashian family has almost successfully taken over the world, and with one of the most highly rated shows on television today, its easy to keep up with their every move.

Last nights episode showcased the sexually frustrated family dog, Rocky, as he prowled the neighborhood for potential mates, suffice to say this wasn't ok with fellow neighborhood dog owners, so the family decided to take action against Rocky Kardashian's manly hood.

So off to the local veterinarian office for some proper slicing and dicing was in order for poor Rocky, which is where the family was faced with the choice of getting "Neuticles", a pair of dog testicle implants...
And despite Bruce's reluctancy, Kim and Kris naturally thought the idea of cosmetic plastic surgery was fabulous for little Rocky.

Plus i think its worth noting that Kim Kardashian made the ultimate decision on the size of the neuticles, which she choose the smaller pair, and stated that she doesn't like big balls on dogs, or anything else. Now that might have been a little too much information, Kim.
Anyways, the testicle implants surgery was a success and Rocky emerged from the operating room with a smile on his face, spring in his step and a cone around his neck.

And like most Keeping up with the Kardashian episodes, things ended happily! Except for cosmetic Rocky and his hormone-less implants.

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18 Responses So Far:

Anonymous said...

OMG! How sad is this family

Anonymous said...

a family made of plastic...so sad

Anonymous said...

OK back up people! I have a boxer dog who has been super ill. As a result to help him get better he has had to be chemically castrated which if this works he will have to go for the big chop! I am absolutely gutted that we don't have neuticles in the UK. He has to have this done and I would far rather an implant than essentially cutting of a part of him which he is rather fond of and incredibly used to at 6yrs old. I don't think this can be compared to human cosmetic surgery. If anything it is corrective.... Go team boxers!!

Anonymous said...

Why??

Anonymous said...

I also have a Dashchund and found that I could "Step Up" my dog Cooper to a pair of Great Dane Neuticles.

now when we go for walks, literally ALL the bitches talk...........

Dr A.P. Vandelay

Anonymous said...

If you can neuticle a truck, why not neuticle dogs and cats too? Hell, I say neuticles ferrets & otters.

Anonymous said...

I doubt that the dogs notice a physical difference. This is for people who like to look at dog balls.

Anonymous said...

One day the dog is licking his testicles the next day there gone...I'm sure the dog notices the difference...I SO want my male puppy to get Neuticles when he is neutered!!!

jas72 said...

I hope in 3 or 4 years they dont cause health issues! Implanting anything into a living body is risky!

Erich said...

How sad any vet is pitiful enough to perform this procedure.

Anonymous said...

This is absolutely disgusting . This family should be prosecuted for cruelty to a Boxer dog . LEAVE HIM ALONE !!!

Anonymous said...

Why is it cruel to give your dog Neuticles but it's not cruel to CUT HIS TESTICLES OFF? Come on. (And yes, my dog is neutered.) It's not that crazy to think that a dog will notice you've removed a vital part of his anatomy.

Dianna said...

This is disgusting and this crazy family should be reported as animals abusers specially that Kim Kardashian has a picture taken in the past for an ad that shows how heartless she is. I am so mad at this moment!!!!!

Anonymous said...

How would she like it if we put prosthetic ovaries in her! (Oh, wait, that might raise the ratings! So, she would totally be up for it!)

Anonymous said...

She makes me sick. Sorry, but what she has for breakfast, and what she wears and what she says... who cares !!! and the fact that she thinks it's alright for her dog to go around LOOKING FOR FEMALES IN HEAT (he shouldn't be roaming around, and he should have been nuetered when he was 4-5-6 months old), loose looking for females... when there are FIVE million dogs euthanized each year... So what !!! She thinks it's cool to have fake implants, just like her breasts !!! Yes, they do it here ! (( Show dogs that have just "one" are surgically changed, so the judge can see and feel a pair. Monorchid, that is what it is called, when a male dog is born with only one testicle instead of two. And, to show a male dog, in A.K.C. breed shows, a male has to be "intact", he has to be packing a pair. So again, surgery and implants come into play, and being fake can win a show.)) But, to do this for your pet? And, to have it on her stupid show? !! Oh, please, get a life and ... who the hell is she anyway ??? REALLY ! What monumental thing has she done? And, EVERYONE... GET YOUR FEMALE DOGScats SPAYED AND YOUR MALE DOGS/cats NEUTERED !!! STOP the EXPLODING pet population. and, NO, THEY DON'T CARE, THEY WON'T NOTICE, THEY WILL BE MUCH HEALTHIER FOR IT, AND THEY DO NOT GET FAT AND LAZY. go to ANY SHELTER AND ADOPT, SAVE A LIFE. BE A "STAR" FOR THAT ONE DOG YOU RESCUE !!!!!

Anonymous said...

its bullshit.if she plays around her body thats her thing but for the dog.!if a dog is sick yes to help him but not just like that.poor dog she should not have a dog at all.

Anonymous said...

Sad bioche,poor pooch he doesn't get a day in it,
So sad she doesn't deserve such a lovely dog

Anonymous said...

I see it this way, my puppy didn't come to me and say" I'd think it might be fun to have my testicles removed" so I figured if I had to have mine removed, it would be nice to have some kind of replacements. And I also figured, I will spend less on the neuticles than some people spend on clothes and accessories .