Rocky Kardashian dog cosmetic neuticles/testicle implants surgery.
The Kardashian family has almost successfully taken over the world, and with one of the most highly rated shows on television today, its easy to keep up with their every move.Last nights episode showcased the sexually frustrated family dog, Rocky, as he prowled the neighborhood for potential mates, suffice to say this wasn't ok with fellow neighborhood dog owners, so the family decided to take action against Rocky Kardashian's manly hood.
So off to the local veterinarian office for some proper slicing and dicing was in order for poor Rocky, which is where the family was faced with the choice of getting "Neuticles", a pair of dog testicle implants...
And despite Bruce's reluctancy, Kim and Kris naturally thought the idea of cosmetic plastic surgery was fabulous for little Rocky.Plus i think its worth noting that Kim Kardashian made the ultimate decision on the size of the neuticles, which she choose the smaller pair, and stated that she doesn't like big balls on dogs, or anything else. Now that might have been a little too much information, Kim.
Anyways, the testicle implants surgery was a success and Rocky emerged from the operating room with a smile on his face, spring in his step and a cone around his neck.And like most Keeping up with the Kardashian episodes, things ended happily! Except for cosmetic Rocky and his hormone-less implants.
6 Responses So Far:
OMG! How sad is this family
a family made of plastic...so sad
OK back up people! I have a boxer dog who has been super ill. As a result to help him get better he has had to be chemically castrated which if this works he will have to go for the big chop! I am absolutely gutted that we don't have neuticles in the UK. He has to have this done and I would far rather an implant than essentially cutting of a part of him which he is rather fond of and incredibly used to at 6yrs old. I don't think this can be compared to human cosmetic surgery. If anything it is corrective.... Go team boxers!!
Why??
I also have a Dashchund and found that I could "Step Up" my dog Cooper to a pair of Great Dane Neuticles.
now when we go for walks, literally ALL the bitches talk...........
Dr A.P. Vandelay
If you can neuticle a truck, why not neuticle dogs and cats too? Hell, I say neuticles ferrets & otters.